Jesus Meets Mary Magdalene’s Pimp - Key & Peele

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Key & Peele

2 months ago

Jesus Christ has an encounter with Mary Magdalene’s pimp.
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YS Entertainment
YS Entertainment 3 hours ago
"A carpenter? Then why does your house look like shit?" 🤣🤣🤣
Eddieson Khongsit
Eddieson Khongsit 3 hours ago
Jesus
Smokey Bear
Smokey Bear 23 hours ago
Jesus was not African he was from Bethlehem so please do a little of research before y’all come up with such plead statement.
Sujith P
Sujith P Day ago
I googled The Last Supper to confirm this lol
Wiljen A
Wiljen A Day ago
Jesus had followers before it was cool.
Ak Ar
Ak Ar Day ago
Backhand! ok i got your game.. now i want fronthand( shows right cheek)!
Jayson Singh
Jayson Singh 2 days ago
Black jesus
OJ Maquiran
OJ Maquiran 2 days ago
She said she's staying with Jizza$$
Alex Fox
Alex Fox 2 days ago
#NotKeegan
Stazia Kibera
Stazia Kibera 2 days ago
Sinister cause presents just a friendly reminder on USposts.
Keisha Iz Awesome
Keisha Iz Awesome 2 days ago
LMAO Gailieroy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rohan Volrath
Rohan Volrath 2 days ago
I love the way she says "Neeooow"
Maoomba
Maoomba 2 days ago
I thought I recognized that pimp from somewhere
Nathaniel Grant
Nathaniel Grant 3 days ago
Did I just see the Lord get PIMP SLAPPED?!!!
MJ C.
MJ C. 3 days ago
"they get requested a lot, don't ask me how that works" bruuh lmao
Ragged Pagan
Ragged Pagan 3 days ago
Galileroy... 💀
Crystal Hunkins
Crystal Hunkins 3 days ago
I refer to this video every time I need to brighten my day. Is that sad? 🤔
Zizzy Thomas
Zizzy Thomas 3 days ago
Imagine actually attempting to snack jesus🤣 bout lost ur mind
William Smith
William Smith 4 days ago
Well why does your house look like shit? 😂😂
PoruDoRyu
PoruDoRyu 4 days ago
The funniest part of all was this skits' upload date. DAMN!
marlon john
marlon john 4 days ago
with Jeeeeeezus!
Hernán Pérez
Hernán Pérez 4 days ago
The resemblance between Jesus and Charles Manson in the way they speak is uncanny..
MattyG
MattyG 4 days ago
Is this cannon?
Kaneki Ken
Kaneki Ken 5 days ago
2:17 man has got his way with words
Dr. Terror
Dr. Terror 5 days ago
0:41 Man, took me forever to din yo ass! You know how many bitches named Mary there are up in here? ...LOL, I totally lost it there
Bluedevi Tekken monster
Bluedevi Tekken monster 5 days ago
I swear they’ve stop making skits but wtf am I still finding new ones lol wtf
MeiJah Mitchell
MeiJah Mitchell 6 days ago
Plot twist: Jesus was a carpenter but he didn't have a place to lay his head.
MeiJah Mitchell
MeiJah Mitchell 6 days ago
Is it a sin that I literally laughed out loud 1:48
Warren Longmire
Warren Longmire 6 days ago
mayBEEE?
Charlee'B
Charlee'B 6 days ago
Not "GaliLeroy" tho. Its the braided mustache for me. 😄😄😄
Mkiki B.
Mkiki B. 7 days ago
So is this the Hebrew Israelite version of Jesus or the Greco-Roman-William Shakespeare- Flavius Josephus-Ptolemy version? Well either way its all a damn good joke!😌
Darger Family
Darger Family 7 days ago
“I’m saying here with Jee-Sus!”
Mitrechio
Mitrechio 7 days ago
This is now canon
Charlie Veguilla
Charlie Veguilla 7 days ago
Lmfao that painting i want.badly now thats some holy shit ok
Willy da Don
Willy da Don 7 days ago
Well i gotta a saying too lol that got me dying
Keyart victor
Keyart victor 7 days ago
That wedgie🤣🤣🤣very clever,, underwear was not a thing those days🤣🤣🤣
Orewaa Ochinchin ga daisuke nandayo
Orewaa Ochinchin ga daisuke nandayo 8 days ago
Damn finally had a good laugh
Arif
Arif 8 days ago
1:40 his delivery is hilarious
Arif
Arif 8 days ago
0:22 that's Hoda Kotb!!
JD
JD 8 days ago
forgive them for they do not know what they do.
Praveen Kumar Nagarajan
Praveen Kumar Nagarajan 8 days ago
😂😂😂😂👌
bonbony
bonbony 8 days ago
magdalene means cupcake
Sumit Yadav
Sumit Yadav 8 days ago
Hell Yeah is all about money brotha !!!!
Big - Designs
Big - Designs 8 days ago
I'm a Christian.. and I think I heard jesus laughing
Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez 8 days ago
Gali-leeroy :V
Rakesh Verma
Rakesh Verma 8 days ago
That offering the other cheek? That was a Gandhi move.
Avinandan Banerjee
Avinandan Banerjee 9 days ago
The Last Upper
Smokey Bear
Smokey Bear 9 days ago
Whatever alright little minds will always be little.
Smokey Bear
Smokey Bear 9 days ago
never mind.
Sir Dope
Sir Dope 9 days ago
FRONT HAND, BACK HAND
Jonathon Matzke
Jonathon Matzke 9 days ago
Btw, the eye of the needle was a small gate in which a camel would have to be unpacked and crawl in order to get through
Jason Wrenn
Jason Wrenn 7 days ago
neat !did not know that.
Jonathon Matzke
Jonathon Matzke 8 days ago
It was a side gate not meant for animal traffic.
Christopher Robertson
Christopher Robertson 8 days ago
That’s horseshit revisionism that people later used to justify being rich as ok. Why would any city engaged in trade ever build some stupid shit like that?
Mr. Kips Gaming
Mr. Kips Gaming 9 days ago
Omg
Jossette Monroe
Jossette Monroe 9 days ago
WTF?!?! Mary Magdalene was not a prostitute!!!
Dennis
Dennis 10 days ago
Why can’t I like this multiple times?
Tracy Achieng
Tracy Achieng 10 days ago
Ahaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪
Shaun Victory
Shaun Victory 11 days ago
“I’m gon be your brother, your father, and holly sprit but you got to trust me Can you dig it baby” -Jesus the Og Mack
Manny A
Manny A 11 days ago
Galileroy 😂😂😂😂😂
Kartikeya Dutta
Kartikeya Dutta 11 days ago
The woman who played Mary Magdalene had me in splits and she's cute too.
Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot
Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot 8 days ago
Michaela Watkins. I remember her on SNL...they never really gave her a chance though. And yeah, almost 50 and she's still really attractive.
Bryce Jones
Bryce Jones 11 days ago
Saint Galileroy
Catholic chant
Catholic chant 11 days ago
This is so disgraceful 😡😠 This video really makes me cry and angry 😡😠 Where is your tolerance toward other religion you can't do to Muhammed
paul dunkel
paul dunkel 11 days ago
Pauldunkelactor Instagram if have other productions
Isa Muhiri
Isa Muhiri 11 days ago
... I am gonna stay here with jeeesssusss...
Daniel Rose
Daniel Rose 12 days ago
Galileroy....
Lepi Fleur
Lepi Fleur 12 days ago
OMG. I cannot ... handle ... Key and Peele.
Ok
Ok 12 days ago
1:04 why girls do that gesture?
DEEPAK ADHIKARI
DEEPAK ADHIKARI 12 days ago
I like girl's overacting.
All Madden21 never sleep40
All Madden21 never sleep40 12 days ago
2:54
All Madden21 never sleep40
All Madden21 never sleep40 12 days ago
1:43 🎃🔤📕
All Madden21 never sleep40
All Madden21 never sleep40 12 days ago
1:53
Atlas 13
Atlas 13 12 days ago
when he said that aint gangsta i laughed so hard
Nathan Matusek
Nathan Matusek 12 days ago
Their best sketch ever lol
Deese Nuts
Deese Nuts 13 days ago
Not gallileroy
Kunal Sarkar
Kunal Sarkar 13 days ago
historicaly accurate jesus btw
Joel Simons
Joel Simons 13 days ago
Galileroy
Theodore Sherman
Theodore Sherman 13 days ago
"a carpenter? then why does your house look like shit?"
Homo Sapien
Homo Sapien 13 days ago
Not so fun fact it's pretty sad: the way Jesus died was more painful then we think Also He did that just for us crappy and immoral human beings to not get what should've been for us (aka eternal torture) but he took our place and thats why i love Him with all my heart
BETRINA KEE GELUWA
BETRINA KEE GELUWA 13 days ago
This is the dum skit ever.... 😏
Gerard Ligonde
Gerard Ligonde 13 days ago
The unaccountable parade anatomically separate because kevin firstly switch up a complete income. coherent, orange scene
MohamedBruceALEE DBFZ
MohamedBruceALEE DBFZ 14 days ago
Hahahahahaha you're killn me 😂😂😂
Bonita Gontus
Bonita Gontus 14 days ago
"Why do people want to think God is some uptight guy? If you know the end from the beginning then what you're uptight for? God's probably laughing at this joke right now." - Eddie Griffin
Jake Despa
Jake Despa 14 days ago
You cant argue with jesus man 🙄
T_emm1e
T_emm1e 14 days ago
The insulted christians
RenTheBarbarian
RenTheBarbarian 14 days ago
Jesus came up with the original game of fronthand/backhand
Kawon Music
Kawon Music 14 days ago
Damn that 0030s playa outfit tho
Sisekelo Bhengu
Sisekelo Bhengu 14 days ago
YASAS BLACK JESUS!!!
Kai von Fintel
Kai von Fintel 14 days ago
She sounds kind of like Meagan when she says no.
Sagolsem Lalit
Sagolsem Lalit 14 days ago
Oh boy... 😂😂😂😂
Pete -Stur
Pete -Stur 15 days ago
Forgive me Lord...
Kiera Furneaux
Kiera Furneaux 15 days ago
GALILEROY! XD
INFO GOODS
INFO GOODS 15 days ago
Your activity is good, but Guys! don't make joke to Allah's messengers.
The Riddler
The Riddler 15 days ago
Jesus is a messenger of Allah!
Octopus
Octopus 16 days ago
Who plays Mary?
Vaughn Walker
Vaughn Walker 16 days ago
Sacrilege!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Krisztián Bíró
Krisztián Bíró 16 days ago
I like u guys but religion jews or christians muslims is not a thing to joke about ...
MMR Daring
MMR Daring 16 days ago
Im a shia muslim and i find this disrespectful it aint no funny there's a limit that u shouldn't cross! May lord give u guidance
India R
India R 16 days ago
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
Sachin Lama
Sachin Lama 17 days ago
Hell no brother, she is mine 😂😂
Suga Daddy
Suga Daddy 17 days ago
HA! Galeleo! You can't Pimp Slab the chosen one!!
Mycroft Kirisaki
Mycroft Kirisaki 17 days ago
My mom and dad is a devout christian. They teach us their children to be devout believer too. And then years later, me, their firstborn, laughing my ass off because of this sketch.
Saleem Khan
Saleem Khan 17 days ago
What kind of people you are jesus peace be upon him is masayah you are making this stupid vedios on him may God guide you. Its a major sin and i havent see any person who are saying they have done a wrong thing 😔
Jopanzi
Jopanzi 17 days ago
I wanna see more of this
Dalynk Up Miles
Dalynk Up Miles 17 days ago
Jesus: I have a saying Mary: Ooh😁 Jesus: It goes like this Mary: You gonna love this Galileroy: Shut up 😒
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